Showing posts with label warrant. Show all posts
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Warrant - Original Singer Wanted for Making Terrible Decision



Before Warrant, there was this band Warrant who didn't have Jani Lane. I think the original dude left for a band called Hot Wheelz. Then they get this guy Jani from a band called Plain Jane who writes "Heaven" and the rest is history. Hot Wheelz go nowhere. Dude questions his decision for the rest of his life. That part is speculation, but obvious. And then there was this band Redline that I don't remember shit about.

Warrant - Proud to Be Shirtless Hairmericans



The big difference between Warrant and Poison back in the day? Well, Warrant were proud to be shirtless Americans while Poison handed me a flyer with a chick's fantastic ass on it. And at the age of 16, a chick's ass beats shirtless long-haired dudes every time.